Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
It’s 4:03 and I can’t sleep, without you next to me I toss and turn like the sea
Hans? I guess the word got around on what you did huh?
OH MY GOD!!!!!
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines
life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
no but my all-time favourite Jensen thing has got to be his sad, defeated, long-suffering parent face, like:
oh god, just stop
jesus have mercy
i don’t deserve this
how did it come to this
how have i offended you o lord
every time its because of Jared
this is my FAVORITE one so far
I want to talk to you but my face
I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS